omigod...

dude. obviously nobody is going to read this but us! that's the fun -- we get to PRETEND like we're writing for an audience, when the truth (the painful and humiliating truth) is that nobody gives a shit except for you, me, and sometimes-daniel.

c, please don't skip too many classes. i don't mean to get all blah-blah-blah about this, but if you ever want to look at my college transcript, you could very clearly tell which classes i attended and which i didn't. so, dude -- go to class. you never ever ever get away with being perpetually late when you get a real job in real life, so you'd better start being on time now.

love,
me